| 5TH Cell | Spawn a 5TH Cell employee (Joe, Marius, Matt, Cox and Jeremiah) |
| All New | Complete a level with objects you've never used before |
| Architect | Write 2 buildings |
| Arrrrrr | Attach the Jolly Roger to a flagpole |
| Audiophile | Write 2 or more instruments or audio objects |
| Bioterrorist | Introduce the plague and infect 2 or more people |
| Botanist | Write 2 or more plants |
| Chauffeur | Drive a vehicle with more than one passenge |
| Chef | Write two or more food |
| Closet | Write two or more clothes |
| Combo | Combine any two objects together |
| Cupid | Shoot a humanoid with Cupid's arrow |
| Decorator | Write 2 furniture objects |
| Electrolysis | Shock someone with electricity |
| Elemental | Write more than one element |
| Entertainer | Write 2 or more entertainment objects |
| Entomologist | Spawn two or more insects |
| Environmentalist | Write 2 or more environmental objects |
| Explosive | Spawn two or more objects that explode |
| Exterminator | Two or more humanoidsor animals start a level, and are destroyed |
| Fantasynovel | Write 2 fantasy objects |
| Fashion Designer | Cloth Maxwell's head, body, legs, feet and give him an accessory |
| Firefighter | Put out at least 2 fires |
| Genius | Complete a level twice in a row |
| Glutton | Feed someone or something 3 times in a row |
| Gold Digger | Spawn three or more precious stones |
| Grab and Go | Write 2 or more grabbing tool objects |
| Haxxor | Write 5 or more developers |
| Healer | Spawn two or more medical objects |
| Herpetologist | Write 2 or more reptiles |
| Humanitarian | Write two or more humans |
| Infected | Spawn a zombie and make it infect at least two humanoids |
| Janitor | Spawn two or more cleaning objects |
| Jockey | Use an animal as a vehicl |
| Joust | Defeat a knight while Maxwell is mounted |
| Knight School | Kill a dragon using a melee weapon |
| Leet | Get exactly 1337 Ollar |
| Luddite | Short out 3 or more objects |
| Lumberjack | Cut down three or more trees |
| Mad Hatter | Place a hat on four or more humanoids or animals |
| Magician | Use the magic wand to turn something into a toad |
| Marine Biologist | Write 2 or more fish |
| Mechanic | Jump start a vehicle |
| Messiah | Turn a humanoid into a deity |
| Militant | Use 2 weapons and 1 weaponized vehicle |
| Miner 49er | Dig a massive hole |
| Miser | Obtain a total of 300,000 or more Ollar |
| New Object | Write a completely new item |
| No Weapons | Don't write a weapon to complete a level |
| Novice Angler | Catch a fish with a fishing pole |
| Old School | Write 2 or more classic videogame objects |
| Organ Donor | Spawn two or more organs |
| Ornithologist | Write 2 or more birds |
| Paleontologist | Spawn two ore more dinosaurs |
| Pariah | Make 3 humanoids or animals flee |
| Pi | Earn exactly 314 Ollars in a level |
| Picasso | Write 2 or more drawing object tools |
| Pilot | Spawn two or more aircraft |
| Prodigy | Complete a level 3 times in a row |
| Pyromaniac | Set at least 4 objects on fire in a level |
| Reanimator | Bring a corpse back to life |
| Roped In | Write 2 or more rope objects |
| Russian Doll | Place an object inside another object, and then place that object into a 3rd object |
| Savior | Two or more humanoids or animals start and finish a level alive |
| Sea Two | Write 2 or more sea vehicles |
| Series of Tubes | Spawn 'tube' five times |
| Shoveler | Spawn two or more digging objects |
| Smasher | Write 2 or more melee weapons |
| Smuggler | Hide an item in a container |
| Split Personality | Write 2 or more cutting or splitting tool objects |
| Stealth | Destory a security camera |
| Sweet Tooth | Write 2 or more junk foods |
| Tooling Around | Write 2 or more tool objects |
| Washington | Chop down a Cherry tree |
| Water Jockey | Use a sea animal as a vehicle |
| Whisperer | Ride a hostile animal |
| Zookeeper | Write two or more animals |